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The doorman's leather glove guides my way as I enter the building. I hand him a five dollar bill as I walk towards the hotel's bar, the heavy scent of perfume and cigarettes flows past me, staining my jacket. My eyes set on a blonde, mid twenties. Her eyes are filled with my reflection, her smile widens as I draw near.
"Is this seat taken, Miss?" I say, gesturing to the seat beside her. She shakes her head, and I sit beside her. "Vodka, please. On the rocks, and a round for my female friend here."
"Oh, please, no thank you. I'm trying to ease off the juice, you know?" she says as she waves her hand to the bartender. "How about a glass of water?"
"Come here often, Miss....?"
"Miss Daniels. Eva Daniels. And you are..?"
"John. John Doe, actually."
"You're kidding me, right?"
"Sadly, no. My father had a...bit of an odd sense of humor." In truth, my name was Viktor Solomon. But she didn't need to know that.
"I'm sorry. What brings you here tonight, hm?" Her perfume fills my nostrils. I've s
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I remember…the day I saw Him. He walked into the bar around eleven in the evening, demanding a bottle of whisky. I gave him the cheapest we had. He had short brown hair and these…. crazy green eyes. Looked like he got fucked up real good that day, bleeding from the nose and a busted lip. Not to mention a limp like he had been stabbed in the leg, or kicked by some rowdy animal. He grabbed the bottle and limped outside, not even paying. Barney, one of the regulars and a good friend of mine, tried to catch up with him. He went face to face with a .45, and lost. All I can recall after Barney’s death was a ear-piercing scream and flames dancing outside the bar.
That’s all I can recall, Officer.
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Carrying the world.
Carrying the world on my shoulders
and I feel fine
I know all of your secrets, you know none of mine.
I play it like it's all fine
but I'll break in due time.
Lady Luck at my side
Makin' sure everything is gonna be alright.
But even I know that kind of happiness can't be true.
But eh, I'm stuck with you.
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Jeff Warner
United States
Current Residence: Kissimmee
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Largest, I prefer it baggy.
Print preference: I dunno?
Favourite genre of music: Blues
Favourite photographer: None?
Favourite style of art: Graffiti and Pinup.
Operating System: Windows.
MP3 player of choice: iPod.Touch 3rd gen.
Shell of choice: What?
Wallpaper of choice: Depends on mood
Skin of choice: My own?
Favourite cartoon character: Lex Luthor
Personal Quote: "I'm not weird, I'm ECCENTRIC"
  • Listening to: Jason mraz
  • Reading: The Spectre Volume 3
  • Watching: Rescue Me
  • Playing: Monday Night Combat
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Water.
I have a new blog. Hopefully you guys will read it and spread it around, because I'd like to have followers. tangowiththespectre.blogspot.c…


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Thank you so much for the watch!
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Micha-vom-Wald Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014
Thx for the watch !
Mro16 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Professional
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:la: Thanks very much for the watch! =D
Victoria-Star Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
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